Recently, on NintenKingdom 64 ([link]), Ice Cherbil, a relatively well-known forumer, revealed "her" secret to the populace - "she" was a guy. Gee, this sure sounds familiar. Racerdude posted a topic that basically said "If you guys even think about sending IC a message calling him gay or queer or something, I'ma ban you for three days, yo. It'll be wiggy-wack."

Behind the scenes, some random person saw this topic, felt like being a prick, and sent Ice Cherbil an email that read, unsurprisingly (and I quote), "So you're a guy eh! How gay! You do realise this makes you the biggest queer known don't you?". Note the completely un-American spelling of the word "realize", the terrible punctuation, and the lack of commas; this is important.

Now for the part that really grinds my gears. Apparently, just calling Ice Cherbil a queer wasn't enough - this asshole decided to place the blame on someone else, to avoid getting in trouble and having to hit the hoosegow. So what moniker did he assume to send this insulting email? Hmm... let me think. It couldn't possibly be mine, could it? No, of course he wou- of course he did.

Ice found out and ratted on this ruffian, using my name, and Race said "Hey, yo, I'm going to ban you for this" without even inquiring me if I even did that. And now, here I am, on the outside looking in, with no one paying attention to me, and everyone associating "Hey, Ice Cherbil is male and therefore gay! His favorite colour is rainbow! Defence! Offence! Endeavour! Other British English spellings!" with lil ol' me.

Before I leave, I just want to ask a question... why, WHY would I would send that insulting email to IC without even knowing that he was male, without even posting in that topic, without even READING that topic, and, heck, without even knowing that the topic even existed?! I just don't know... urgh. I need to lie down.